Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Happy World AIDS Day


on december 1, we celebrate World AIDS Day, remembering those that have been touched by this epidemic and also to make those aware of preventing the spread and the importance of testing.

i write about sex, but i also encourage each of you to take interest in your sexual health. wear a condom!!!!!! if you are sexually active, you should get tested every 3-6 months. getting tested for the disease may seem like the worst thing on earth, but NOT KNOWING your status is just as detrimental! testing centers are anonymous and pain free. some places even have the rapid test method, which is a simple gum and cheek swab. in 20 minutes, you'll know your status! that's it!! if you're in a relationship, get tested together! if you're married, get tested together!!! AIDS is not a gay disease, a black disease, a white disease...it's a deadly disease!

check out http://www.testtogether.org or http://www.rapituppresents.com to find out where your nearest testing center is located. and remember: BE SMART!!! WRAP IT UP! GET TESTED!

Friday, November 20, 2009

Food & Sexual Health

fellas, i know it's been a minute since i've dedicated a post to you all. forgive me. i just wanna make sure my ladies are well taken care of.

anyways, now that you're done bitching, i found an article that you'll find very interesting regarding you and that peni-cular tool you carry. are you aware that the foods you consume can very well help with your sexual functionality and health? check it...

"The best common vegetable for men’s sexual health has to be celery. Nearly every source that writes articles on good foods for mens sexual health cites celery as sexually beneficial. What really makes celery stand out is a potent hormone that it contains called andresterone.

Andresterone
Celery is unique because it contains the natural hormone “androsterone.” This is the same hormone that men naturally make in their bodies that stimulates sexual arousal in females.

So if you want your natural “smell” to make the women horny, then eat celery! While it is not known if celery has an actual “physical effect” on your body like giving you stronger erections or more semen production, this hormone does at least arouse women – that much is proven.

And of course the more a woman wants sex, the more her body will turn yours on. So in a circular kind of sexual way, celery does actually affect your psychological and then physical sexual responses!

There some vegetables that just look sexy, shaped like those that are shapped like a penis or phallus object, and celery is one of these. Asparagus and carrots are others (both good for your penis).

Celery has a mythological sexually stimulating history with the Romans and Swedes, and studies have shown that mythological or historically sexual foods tend to have some factual evidence behind them."

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Got Questions? Tootsie's Got Answers!

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The Island of Miss-FIT Toys, Pt. 1

it's the week before thanksgiving and i'm already in the holiday spirit! can you blame me? the atmosphere of lights, mistletoe, and being that little ho ho ho...ha! as i was cooking up my next post, i was on a search for toys myself...hehe. not the kind that little bobby or cindy lou who would talk to the grinch about stealing...the ones that bring joy to my...well, you get it. i need to re-up on my collection.

while doing my research, i came across this little sucker here...
it's the candy cane glass dildo. my eyes LIT up at this piece of art work. so smooth and yet, so useful! the price of one of these suckers (pun likely intended) will only run you $29.75!! that's it!!!

"Delicious in every way.

When you need an extra-special treat, this sleek and smooth pleasure wand is sure to tickle your taste buds. The Candy Cane features an 8" length with a slim 1.25" diameter. Use the straight end to tease and please or curved end for mouth-watering g-spot action. (The pronounced u-shape makes it absolutely perfect for prostate-play as well.) The Candy Cane is made from Borosilicate glass (more commonly known as Pyrex). It is non porous which makes it easy to clean and keep germ free.

Glass Pleasure Wands can be warmed or cooled to any desired temperature easily in water. Don Wands are not meant to be frozen but will retain heat for long periods of time. Your glass toy will last more than a lifetime when properly cared for. Don Wands glass is extremely durable and will not scratch easily. For added pleasure and comfort, always use with a personal lubricant." - Tabu Toys

men, take heed! if you're plannin' on takin' on some of that good christmas v'gine, why not come with something a little "extra sweet" for her to play with. i know i'm asking for one this season.

...excuse me while i go suck on a peppermint. *wink*

Monday, November 16, 2009

Your Right to Noisy Sex (Dammit!)



do you get that good ish?

no, i mean that good ish that makes you scream and holler, tear the paint off the walls, screech like a banshee, then walk bowlegged later? you know...that ish that have your orgasms go from 0 to 60 in a matter of 3.24 seconds and end up feeling like this...

yeah. that's what i'm talkin' about! so, in line of providing you with the unique sex articles in the wonderful world of sex, here's a DOOZY!

so basically this lady over in the UK is speaking out bc the authorities have banned her from making noise during sex! ok wow...like any noise? wait, it gets better!

Caroline and Steve Cartwright's love making was described as ''murder'' and ''unnatural'' and drowned out their neighbours' televisions.
Even the local postman and a woman, who walked past the house taking her child to school, complained and she was given a noise abatement order.
it's one thing to be loud, damn! is it that good?! lmao! now don't get me wrong; i've made this face a time or ten...



nevertheless this ain't about me! *wink*

tootsie says you have a right to be noisy during sex! however, if you sound like someone is stabbing you and tearing your legs off like the woman did her husband in the movie 'misery', you might wanna tone it down a few decibels. the ish is a HILARIOUS must-read to quench your sexual appetite.

bon appetit!

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Pleasure Fashion Spotlight: Jessica Rabbit

happy halloween tootsie talkers!

ladies, last time in our fashion look, i highlighted the dominatrix as our sexual character of delight. now in the season of costumes, why dress up like a dry, four armed mummy or leatherface? i thought it'd be fitting to highlight another on of my FAVE sexual characters known to man! she's none other than JESSICA RABBIT.
jessica rabbit was a character from the novel who censored roger rabbit and the movie who framed roger rabbit? who could forget the dame on the microphone that made women want to be her and men want to bone her? her character oozed sex, with her voluptuous curves, that sexy, red pout, veronica lake-esqe hair style that covered one eye. and who could forget that RED DRESS with the uber high split and sexy stilettos?! she left a lot to the imagination (well, what was left after it burned from the dirty thoughts). and let's not forget miss rabbit was SO popular, they named the forever loved "rabbit" vibrator that debut on hbo's sex and the city some years back. some bitches are just lucky! :)

so in her honor today, i've decided to bring you a few fashion ideas you can spruce up to debut and unleash your jessica rabbit at tonight's halloween bash or your own private affair w/your man at home.





where to buy:

Dress and gloves $289: Custom Exotic Wear
http://customexoticwear.com/id14.html

Wig $45: Karen's Wig International on eBay
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300347062744

Chanel Mademoiselle Perfume $80: Sephora
http://www.sephora.com/

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Pleasure Article Spotlight: 5 Reasons Why Men Liked Being Called Daddy


photo source: Naughty Tees

one thing i love about the freedom of writing an advice blog is the fact that you can bring your opinions to the table, but also discover new answers that you definitely didn't know about. i don't claim to know it all, by far. just like those that text and email me a bunch of questions for advice, i too, do the same. i always want to know more about what makes us sexually "tick".

one of the biggest questions i had as a woman is WHY men like to be called "daddy" during sex. now, for those that are going to comment and take this literally, not every person will do this. this is strictly circumstantial and generalized. however, from what I KNOW, men like it. it's one of those unwritten rules that hasn' t been clearly defined. men beat it and tell us to say it, we (ladies) do it (sometimes - ha!). sometimes if it's JUST THAT GOOD, we'll say it on our own.

now i will admit, some of us just like to be dominated in the bedroom and be that innocent girl that is being "punished". now for the sickos, it ain't a daddy-daughter relationship (nasty bastards). it's just something being faced down, ass up, your hair interlocked in between his fingers and you in mid drool and yelp screaming "daddy". well talkers, i found the answer!

today's highlight comes from an article written by blogger BlogXilla. in it, he details from a man's perspective, why on earth it titillates their senses so much. here's a sneak peek:

When it comes to sex, just call me “Daddy Long Stroke”. I’ll admit it, I love it when my lady calls me daddy during sex, and I never really had a problem getting any of my women to call me daddy during sex. But, I have noticed a lot of women say they don’t understand the phenomenon. So allow me to splain it to you. Here are 5 reasons men like to be called daddy during sex.

The James Evans Factor: Think about dads of old. Back when being a father was common in the urban community and not something to be rewarded. I think power, respect, compentence. When I think of fathers I think of a man who takes care of home. A man who protects her so good its sexy. James Evans was the type of father who you knew would beat that ass. He had a look that would send chills up your spine. So when my lady calls me daddy I feel like superman like right at that moment while I’ll all in her ribs with the manxilla. I’m her protector, I’m her super man.

Kiss My Boo Boo: Ever girl needs their daddy. So when my lady calls me daddy she’s telling me she needs me. She needs me to kiss her to make her feel better, she’s telling me she needs me to drive the manxilla deeper inside of her, to make all of her troubles go away.

All Girls Say It: Another one of the main reasons men like to be called daddy is because all girls have said this at one time or another. I think y’all know what that phrase is: “You ain’t my daddy” well now that’s not what you said last night. I know for me, once a girl says that to me, it is now my goal to make her not only call me daddy, but to make her scream it. Once she screams daddy ain’t much else she can say after that.

you can read the rest of the article here